Shit Game Time: Surprise Surprise, can I even shit-rate this?!

[ZEUSDAZ]

Hi all, this edition of SGT features a CPC game which is a paid request by youtuber "Stefano Perechi" called Surprise Surprise, is this the CPC's answer to Sqij on the ZX?!,...god knows, all I do know is I just cannot decide what this should score, just shocking, the company and programmer should have been sent to court 🤮

SURPRISE SURPRISE Shit Game Time Review Video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBzgSRmLFNI

[Targhan]

Impressive game . Never heard of it... which is a good thing!

[GUNHED]

That's Amstrad bashing. Do we need this new flame war here?


Seriously, you find bad productions everywhere. Why not making a video of something positive?

[eto]

That's Amstrad bashing. Do we need this new flame war here?


Seriously, you find bad productions everywhere. Why not making a video of something positive?

Check out his Youtube channels, he bashes games, not systems. The games are distributed across many platforms.

I like it. Praising great games do a lot of people. Taking the time to review crappy games nobody does. And the shit games deserve it! So much money and time wasted when I thought I buy a great game, just to discover what kind of shit it is - and no way to return it.

[Gryzor]

1986 is NOT an excuse for that loading screen

I was really impressed by this, honestly. So much so that I tried doing a bit of googling it. There are a couple more videos out there plus this review here: https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Surprise_Surprise .

Amazing stuff. And where does the cover knight come in??

[Animalgril987]

That's Amstrad bashing. Do we need this new flame war here?

No, we should leave that to Atari Rage

[Skunkfish]

It has no relation to the British TV show Surprise Surprise!

Darn, there goes my interest....

[ZEUSDAZ]

That's Amstrad bashing. Do we need this new flame war here?


Seriously, you find bad productions everywhere. Why not making a video of something positive?

Nope, It's called programmer and software house bashing and rightfully so if charging kids for crud back in the day,...and that goes across MANY different systems including C64, ZX, AMIGA, CPC, MEGADRIVE just to name a few,...you can see that yourself if you were to check the entire SGT library seen here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwNreNhW7CggPRyQKQLfklqwZi6s2J0eh

As for positive reviews, again there are tons under my "Let's Play" section seen here (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwNreNhW7CggY4tsfWJcqLzZQDfjOfQ_n) which also include the same machines,...see my R-Type (Easter Egg) review for the Amstrad for example, if I praised it more i would have been accused of taking bribes by the programmers for making it sound too good.


So basically please do not accuse me of doing something I'm not or vise versa, no crap game on any system will avoid the SGT vault of shitness,...especially when the masses are paying me to bury their pain and pass sentence on those programmers and software houses who conned us kids             

[Gryzor]

Don't mind the comments, that was really enjoyable once you get over the whatthefuckery.

[ZEUSDAZ]

Has anyone got a tape file (CDT) of Surprise Surprise?! Can't seem to locate one as apparently there is a less bugs in it compared to all the DSK versions I've downloaded for the SGT video, all mine contain messed up music and many more corrupt screens, if so then I can do a Part.II to this bad game.

[Gryzor]

Oh, so it may end not being so bad after all? 😂

[ZEUSDAZ]

Oh, so it may end not being so bad after all? 😂

...or just to prove possibly worse?! 
Is there a CDT?!

[Shaun M. Neary]

That's Amstrad bashing. Do we need this new flame war here?


Seriously, you find bad productions everywhere. Why not making a video of something positive?

Bit harsh, if you ever check his series out, he craps on bad programming on all formats. They just don't get posted here because they're not Amstrad related.
I get where you were trying to go with that comment, but that one was a misfire. Sorry.