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Title: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Gryzor on 14:15, 09 August 16

Have you seen this?

Failed Tech That's Worth a Ton Now - TotallyMoney.com (http://www.totallymoney.com/failed-tech-uk/)
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Gryzor on 14:19, 09 August 16
And if you can't be bothered to open that page...


[attachimg=1]


On the plus side, nice little graphic :)
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: robcfg on 14:35, 09 August 16
The Amstrad 64? This is clearly done by commodore fanboys :D

Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: EgoTrip on 14:36, 09 August 16
The source link to the CPC on eBay was 375 euros not £3,117. How did they figure that out? And wasn't the C64 released 2-3 years before the CPC anyway? That's a long time in computing.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Gryzor on 14:39, 09 August 16
Oh, I did see the sources at the bottom but since they're not clickable I didn't try typing it...


Journalism at its best.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: TFM on 15:32, 09 August 16
Quote from: Gryzor on 14:15, 09 August 16
Have you seen this?

Failed Tech That's Worth a Ton Now - TotallyMoney.com (http://www.totallymoney.com/failed-tech-uk/)


What's so funny about it. Of course a CPC464 is two times worth the Apple lisa.  :D
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: seanb on 15:44, 09 August 16
Where are they buying these things.
I have a few spare game gears, laserdisc players and Saturns I can sell there.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: ||C|-|E|| on 15:45, 09 August 16
I am in too! I am rich and I did not even know it!  :-\
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: MaV on 16:28, 09 August 16
QuoteBrought to you by TotallyMoney.com - better credit comparison
Yeah sure, judging by the ridiculously researched "failed tech page" alone, I'd totally entrust my money to you.  ::)   
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: MaV on 16:30, 09 August 16
the link for the Amstrad CPC464 goes to a German ebay seller who sells would like to sell one for ~400 Euros.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: chinnyhill10 on 20:02, 09 August 16
Wahey lads, we're all rich!
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Gryzor on 20:36, 09 August 16
I quit my job today.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: robcfg on 20:53, 09 August 16
To live by selling your retro stuff?
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: MacDeath on 21:06, 09 August 16
May be that price in USA...
Amstrad64 ? they must be thinking about the CPC664 or the 464PLUS...

:picard2:

Also failed to aknowledge for the 3 millions units for the system, wolrdwide...
dammit.

:doh:
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: AMSDOS on 00:27, 10 August 16
Quote from: Gryzor on 14:19, 09 August 16
And if you can't be bothered to open that page...


[attachimg=1]


On the plus side, nice little graphic :)


Except £199 got you the Green Screen Model.  ;D
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: fano on 08:00, 10 August 16
Totaly stupid, Neo-Geo a fail ? 464 a fail ?
But the good news, 4K£ for a 464 , what a load of money , i'm rich !
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: remax on 10:23, 10 August 16
3 game gears at home...

Bahamas, here i come !
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Bryce on 11:11, 10 August 16
Shouldn't it be: Failed internet pages that spend more time on fancy graphics than content accuracy?

Off to put my 464 on ebay now.

Bryce.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: majikeyric on 14:42, 10 August 16
Amstrad : 3 millions sold
C64 : 17 millions sold

Haha!!!! in case you didn't know Amstrad really sucks !

The C64 scene is the most active retro scene (1000 releases in just 8 months!!!!), the Amstrad one is just dying................. bye bye CPC !!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: MacDeath on 18:01, 10 August 16
Merchies, Magic Eric... tu viens juste de sauver le jour.
:laugh:
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: ivarf on 10:41, 11 August 16
I am filthy rich too and starts wondering what my DVHS player might be worth...
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: CraigsBar on 11:52, 11 August 16
And wow I still have 3 minidisc devices. Still use 2 of them lol. Sell sell sell!
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: 1024MAK on 19:24, 11 August 16
Hmm, yes, about as accurate as me throwing a javelin while blindfolded  :laugh: .


Still fun to read  :P 






PS, as soon as people see me pick up a javelin, they all run away....

Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Bryce on 21:52, 11 August 16
Quote from: 1024MAK on 19:24, 11 August 16
Hmm, yes, about as accurate as me throwing a javelin while blindfolded  :laugh: .

Still fun to read  :P 

PS, as soon as people see me pick up a javelin, they all run away....

I've already started running on the off chance that you just happen to find a javelin!

Bryce.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: dlfrsilver on 18:52, 31 August 16
Quote from: majikeyric on 14:42, 10 August 16
Amstrad : 3 millions sold
C64 : 17 millions sold

Haha!!!! in case you didn't know Amstrad really sucks !

The C64 scene is the most active retro scene (1000 releases in just 8 months!!!!), the Amstrad one is just dying................. bye bye CPC !!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Not as much as the c64  :P  The CPC poop from a great height on the C64. That's it, and live with it  :laugh:
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: SRS on 21:22, 31 August 16
Quote from: CraigsBar on 11:52, 11 August 16
And wow I still have 3 minidisc devices. Still use 2 of them lol. Sell sell sell!

In fact you'll not get that much ... Paid over 800 Mark for Recorder/Player and Discs and got lousy 45 € this year for them. Not really a bargain :(
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Executioner on 01:11, 02 September 16
Quote from: majikeyric on 14:42, 10 August 16
Amstrad : 3 millions sold
C64 : 17 millions sold

Haha!!!! in case you didn't know Amstrad really sucks !

Your logic would mean that the Big Mac is the best burger in the world and a Lada is the best car ever made!
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: villain on 07:34, 02 September 16
Quote from: Executioner on 01:11, 02 September 16
Your logic would mean that the Big Mac is the best burger in the world!

Are you gonna tell me, that's not true? 8)
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: TotO on 07:52, 02 September 16
Big Mac is just a cheap burger around the world for peoples loving low end products.
Sure, I don't speak about the nice picture shown on adds, but what you get after ordering...  :-\
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: TFM on 18:00, 02 September 16
Oh well...
https://www.google.com/search?q=best+new+orleans+burger&biw=1280&bih=909&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiM3ofkk_HOAhVNySYKHeJpDqkQ_AUICSgE#imgrc=-NSclotmmCB2BM%3A (https://www.google.com/search?q=best+new+orleans+burger&biw=1280&bih=909&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0ahUKEwiM3ofkk_HOAhVNySYKHeJpDqkQ_AUICSgE#imgrc=-NSclotmmCB2BM%3A)
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: seanb on 23:08, 02 September 16
Quote from: TotO on 07:52, 02 September 16
Big Mac is just a cheap burger around the world for peoples loving low end products.
Sure, I don't speak about the nice picture shown on adds, but what you get after ordering...  :-\


I once worked in a restaurant and a customer complained that his food didn't look exactly like the picture in the menu.
I told him the meal in the menu was made of plastic and that actually worked.


There was nothing wrong as the meal looked fine but anyone who has worked in a restaurant will understand awkward customers.

Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: TotO on 00:05, 03 September 16
Quote from: seanb on 23:08, 02 September 16I once worked in a restaurant and a customer complained that his food didn't look exactly like the picture in the menu.
I told him the meal in the menu was made of plastic and that actually worked.
And he was right. Because, other fastfoods have burgers looking more close to the picture.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: seanb on 01:28, 03 September 16
Wasn't fast food I worked in. It was a restaurant and it looked like the picture.
Customers complain over stupid stuff all the time. "My hash browns aren't the same shade as my husbands" and so on.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: steve on 01:43, 03 September 16
Quote from: majikeyric on 14:42, 10 August 16

The C64 scene is the most active retro scene (1000 releases in just 8 months!!!!), the Amstrad one is just dying................. bye bye CPC !!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

CPC developers obviously believe that quality is more important than quantity.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Shaun M. Neary on 01:57, 03 September 16
Quote from: seanb on 01:28, 03 September 16
Wasn't fast food I worked in. It was a restaurant and it looked like the picture.
Customers complain over stupid stuff all the time. "My hash browns aren't the same shade as my husbands" and so on.


I remember my time working for Dell, some of the people we had ringing in, I'm convinced are prime candidates for a Darwin award.
We had this dude call in, this would have been 2002, so Windows XP was still the OS of choice as it had been over a year since it's release and at SP 1a stage. He's convinced his screen has a fault in it because of a white vertical line going down the centre of it. It doesn't happen when it powers off so it's not a crack. The most hilarious part of it was that he had contacted the guys in Banglore previously and they told him to take the big blue cd and pop it into the drive and reboot (that used to drive us nuts, a format and reinstall was that call centres answer to everything!).


Guess what? His problem was a non existent one. Of course, I was the messenger who got shot after the dude lost all his data.
His problem... is attached below.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: robcfg on 10:38, 03 September 16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Some people shouldn't get near a computer...
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: seanb on 11:05, 03 September 16
 :picard2:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: TFM on 19:24, 03 September 16
Quote from: seanb on 23:08, 02 September 16
There was nothing wrong as the meal looked fine but anyone who has worked in a restaurant will understand awkward customers.


And everybody working hard for his (not her!) money and spending shit tons of it for a decent meal (=steak, not rubbish seafood crap!) and then gets something weird will understand how awkward service people can be sometimes.[nb]The coin has at least two sides, right?[/nb]  :laugh: ;) :)
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: MacDeath on 21:44, 03 September 16
QuoteI remember my time working for Dell, some of the people we had ringing in, I'm convinced are prime candidates for a Darwin award.
We had this dude call in, this would have been 2002, so Windows XP was still the OS of choice as it had been over a year since it's release and at SP 1a stage. He's convinced his screen has a fault in it because of a white vertical line going down the centre of it. It doesn't happen when it powers off so it's not a crack. The most hilarious part of it was that he had contacted the guys in Banglore previously and they told him to take the big blue cd and pop it into the drive and reboot (that used to drive us nuts, a format and reinstall was that call centres answer to everything!).

Guess what? His problem was a non existent one. Of course, I was the messenger who got shot after the dude lost all his data.
His problem... is attached below.

Lol... that's exactly my current day to day job at a call center for a well known brand with an half eaten Fruit.
yeah, the right click is not a myth, you can do it on this mouse too.

So many technologically challenged persons, how can they earn that much money ?

And when you end up with a case where 3-5 colleagues before you were searching for an "issue" that is actually the normal way of working for the device... yeah, iOs apps may not work nor even exist on MacOS X... those are 2 different range of computers, if you want netflix on a computer, no need for application just connect to the fucking website !!!
Then customer is pissed of at you because you are a lier because the previous colleagues searched for a solution with him during 5 hours.
:picard2: :picard: :doh: :-X

Basically I cannot laugh at IT crowds anymore...
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Shaun M. Neary on 03:31, 04 September 16
Quote from: MacDeath on 21:44, 03 September 16

Basically I cannot laugh at IT crowds anymore...


Yeah, the IT crowd isn't funny when you're living it. xD
So glad I got out of that industry when I did. Fifteen years of my soul being destroyed!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: VincentGR on 11:02, 04 September 16
Welcome mate!
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: seanb on 14:09, 04 September 16
Quote from: TFM on 19:24, 03 September 16

And everybody working hard for his (not her!) money and spending shit tons of it for a decent meal (=steak, not rubbish seafood crap!) and then gets something weird will understand how awkward service people can be sometimes.[nb]The coin has at least two sides, right?[/nb]  :laugh: ;) :)

I'll have you know I worked very hard at my job and was also very good at it.
And anyone like him that spends £6.99, which isn't spending shittons, that then expects something from the Ritz isn't just awkward but an idiot.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: seanb on 14:21, 04 September 16
Quote from: Shaun M. Neary on 03:31, 04 September 16
 


Yeah, the IT crowd isn't funny when you're living it. xD
So glad I got out of that industry when I did. Fifteen years of my soul being destroyed!  :laugh:

I have friends and family phoning me to help fix their computer over phone so I can only imagine what it must be like for that to have been your job.

I don't know how you did it. At least I can say what I want to say to them  ;D
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Bryce on 14:30, 04 September 16
And now imagine the amount of hardware my friends/relatives give me to fix :)

Bryce.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: Shaun M. Neary on 15:03, 04 September 16
Quote from: seanb on 14:21, 04 September 16
I have friends and family phoning me to help fix their computer over phone so I can only imagine what it must be like for that to have been your job.

I don't know how you did it. At least I can say what I want to say to them  ;D


My current career (photographer) isn't much different. Everyone wants shit done for free as I only 'press a button'.
You want your photos for free, go buy a selfie stick, you want my services? Fucking support me because repairs and maintenance costs money!


*still annoyed as my 14-24mm lens is still in for repair.
Title: Re: Can't stop laughing...
Post by: MacDeath on 02:18, 05 September 16
QuoteAnd now imagine the amount of hardware my friends/relatives give me to fix

I have polish ancestry, so britons would always ask me to fix their toilets...
WTF is that ?
:laugh:


Also my Brother always assign me to mother's email issues fixing.... dammit.
Did you know that microsoft applications actually can fail to handle hotmail addresses automatically ?
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