One for my UK friends

[Gryzor]

Since Threads has been mentioned a few times in this forum...

Threads: Film's traffic warden found after plea by documentary makers

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-69017540

[Bryce]

I think you'll find that most mentions of Threads here in the forum were in the "Sewing and knitting" sub-forum. 
They're not the threads referred to in your link.

Bryce.

[Gryzor]

Maybe I should get some more sleep, I don't understand your comment...

[Bryce]

Maybe I should get some more sleep, I don't understand your comment...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thread_(yarn)

Bryce.

[Gryzor]

What is this Wikipedia thing, I get all my info from Encarta.

[Bryce]

Encarta! New age Interweb schnick-schnack Humbug! The only true factual reference for the modern day scholar is the Hardcover 32 Volume edition of the Encyclopædia Britannica, which proudly adorns the shelves of my library and reading room.

Bryce.   

[merman]

This thread is such pure gold Rumpelstiltskin must have spun it 

[Gryzor]

No firstborns were harmed in the making of this thread. 

[Bryce]

No firstborns were harmed in the making of this thread.

Speak for yourself! I had to sacrifice two goats on a hilltop just for the first post.

Bryce.

[Gryzor]

I thought moderators were exempt from that?

[Bryce]

I thought moderators were exempt from that?

Only if they've successfully completed (and survived) the "Fire ceremony of moderate moderation", which I haven't. 
I had a dentist appointment on the day.

Bryce.

[Gryzor]

Makes sense, on that day we received a sacrifice of two wisdom teeth from a dentist near you in our secret subforum. 

[Bryce]

Makes sense, on that day we received a sacrifice of two wisdom teeth from a dentist near you in our secret subforum.

I was none the wiser.

Bryce.