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Title: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: Macc on 16:08, 12 November 14
So its all kicked off outside and undead are roaming the streets, you look around for a suitable weapon but can only see (and indeed use) an 8-bit machine to defend yourself (you have pretty much anything to choose from btw!)
Which machine is most likely to cause major cranial damage?


The obvious choice for me would be the CPC464! (without monitor attached of course!)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: steve on 16:30, 12 November 14
I think the tatung Einstein is housed in a heavy metal case which could cause a lot of damage.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: robcfg on 17:21, 12 November 14
Luxor ABC806.


Swedish. Steel case. 160Kb Ram. Let's rock!  8)


Bonus points if you have the Luxor FD-2 Disk system. Really looks like a missile launcher!
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: Macc on 17:30, 12 November 14
Those two, especially the Tatung would require some serious muscle to wield!  Much better use would be to drop from a height onto head methinks!  A one hit wonder!
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: Gryzor on 17:39, 12 November 14
Because we all love pictures.


The Luxor:


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The Einstein:


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...I'd stay inside, all the same.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: TFM on 23:33, 12 November 14
IMHO the only serious choice would be ... the c64 of course!


- There are enough of them (even too much)
- No loss if it breaks
- A zombie who sees the c64 has to throw out. Additional feature ;-)
- SID sound better in the head
- Finally a serious usage for commodore crap


Now you can bitch at me, because I'm a commodore hater. But that's ok, my school day made me the man I am.  ::)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: chinnyhill10 on 00:05, 13 November 14
The only realistic choice is the Acorn Electron.


It's small and extremely solid with some real weight behind it.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: Joseman on 00:42, 13 November 14
This is the most weird and funny post that i've seen in a while on any forum  :laugh:

I think like TFM, a C64 tied with any spectrum version, it will be more useful to use this computer wannabes for that purpose than annoy us with lame game ports...
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: Bryce on 09:16, 13 November 14
If it's weight you need then I'd go for a fully loaded Commodore PET 4032 with dual drives (Picture because Gryzor likes them):

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Otherwise I'd leave them a 6128 running some of the latest demos. It won't kill them, but it will distract them long enough to get away :)

Bryce.

Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: steve on 12:50, 13 November 14
This machine used 3 8-bit processors, 6800, 6502 and a z80, if you can't lift it, you can hide behind it. :) (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPsl3HfVjq4jDfLoXxg11ohgMQb5LmbYdrhq6EY1Maf5YlUU7U)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: robcfg on 12:57, 13 November 14
Behold my FD2 full-size 5.25" double missile launcher!  :P
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Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: CraigsBar on 13:18, 13 November 14
Quote from: steve on 12:50, 13 November 14
This machine used 3 8-bit processors, 6800, 6502 and a z80, if you can't lift it, you can hide behind it. :) (https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPsl3HfVjq4jDfLoXxg11ohgMQb5LmbYdrhq6EY1Maf5YlUU7U)
I love the workmanship on the wooden case, what is it though?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: Bryce on 13:31, 13 November 14
Quote from: CraigsBar on 13:18, 13 November 14
I love the workmanship on the wooden case, what is it though?

Don't mention its name!! Beaker will end up buying one :D

Bryce.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: CraigsBar on 13:33, 13 November 14
Quote from: Bryce on 13:31, 13 November 14
Don't mention its name!! Beaker will end up buying one :D

Bryce.
LOL, well it looks like even if it didn't work, it'd make a nice sideboard.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: steve on 16:26, 13 November 14
Quote from: CraigsBar on 13:18, 13 November 14
I love the workmanship on the wooden case, what is it though?

It is an Ohio Scientific Challenger series III.
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: MaV on 10:04, 14 November 14
I'd prefer the C64- or Amiga-PSU (the heavy ones) to a complete machine, which depending on weight I probably couldn't lift anyway. Also with a bulky machine the throwing distance will be too close for a second try.

With the mentioned PSUs and a bit of practice, you could swing them and throw them from a distance. And since they are quite solid, you can reuse them almost indefinitely. Don't forget that zombies usually appear in masses.

And I'd like Simon Pegg use them in a follow up movie to Shaun of the Dead, come on Shaun! It's been ten years!

Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: TFM on 18:25, 14 November 14
That was a really funny movie.  :)
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: AMSDOS on 11:43, 02 December 14
Quote from: TFM on 18:25, 14 November 14
That was a really funny movie.  :)


As funny as Commando?
Title: Re: Zombie Apocalypse 8-bit weaponry!
Post by: TFM on 19:29, 02 December 14
Haha!  :laugh:
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