Well, I was browsing random sites (I swear!) and came upon this:
http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=913 (http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=913)
feast your eyes :D
Wife: What you doing on the PC?
Gryzor: Looking at retro, errr, stuff...
:D
Quote from: redbox on 14:20, 11 October 11
Wife: What you doing on the PC?
Gryzor: Looking at retro, errr, stuff...
:D
So he shows his wife Barbarian in the PC version now?
He was documenting for porting Maria's Xmas Box! (http://hol.abime.net/2413) to CPC ;D
(http://hol.abime.net/pic_full/dbs/2401-2500/2413_dbs1.png)
She must have had a harsh X-Mas, look at her eyes ;)
Quote from: SyX on 16:36, 11 October 11
He was documenting for porting Maria's Xmas Box! (http://hol.abime.net/2413) to CPC ;D
(http://hol.abime.net/pic_full/dbs/2401-2500/2413_dbs1.png)
Is that her? Wow, must play!
As for my wife - my girl is cool, I just forwarded her the link a while ago and she had a good chuckle :D
Quote from: Gryzor on 18:40, 11 October 11
I just forwarded her the link a while ago and she had a good chuckle :D
Knowing the intricacies of the English language as well as yourself Gryzor, this could be interpreted as some kind of slang... ;)
Erm??? I didn't get that...
Quote from: Gryzor on 19:20, 11 October 11
Erm??? I didn't get that...
'Chuckle' is quite a middle class thing to say and this topic about something quite down and dirty.
Hence, in this context, 'chuckle' could be deemed to be something a bit seedy, much in as that almost
any English word can be deemed rude if used out of context.
"I road my bike the other day and boy did I have a good chuckle". Wink Wink. Nudge Nudge. Etc. Etc. ;)
Ah, yes, I wasn't aware that the 'seedy' aspect of it was so pronounced though.
From Google:
Noun: A quiet or suppressed laugh.
However, in this context, either definition works ;)
Quote from: Gryzor on 19:26, 11 October 11
Noun: A quiet or suppressed laugh.
You need this in your life: http://thechucklebrothersontour.co.uk/ (http://thechucklebrothersontour.co.uk/)
Has to be seen to be believed.
Are we still on Maria? *chuckle*
me... like... a... lot... :o
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Quote from: MacDeath on 02:32, 12 October 11
me... like... a... lot... :o
That video is like.... Sam Fox without blone hairs ;-)
Sam, Sabrina and Maria, the best demostration because in the 80s the excess of silicone and hair spray (Duran Duran & cia help a lot, too ;D ) destroyed the ozone layer ;D
Well yes... but girls never again have been as beautiful as in the 80ies imho.
It's more difficult to find them, but there are still voluptuous femenine women not affected by the androgynous fashion ;) :P
Well, there's always Mother Russia! And the numerous tasteful web-sites that show off exactly what she can offer the male population.
Quote from: tastefulmrship on 19:45, 12 October 11
Well, there's always Mother Russia!
Oh, you like Sisters of Mercy? ;) Me too :laugh:
But honestly today ladies just don't have that haircut anylonger (no, I'm not talking about that!) and the strong contrast in the make-up is missing in addition. Today much of them look too .... bleached :P
Quote from: TFM/FS on 22:03, 12 October 11
But honestly today ladies just don't have that haircut anylonger (no, I'm not talking about that!) and the strong contrast in the make-up is missing in addition. Today much of them look too .... bleached :P
Actually, the "source" web-page has a stupid amount of decent stuff if you've got the months to trawl through it all, but I think this thread in particular will be of interest to you;
http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?s=cc23069903da055f7d6a1147b479b6aa&t=86533 (http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?s=cc23069903da055f7d6a1147b479b6aa&t=86533)
Rest assured, it's definitely
Not Suitable For Work!
I would workout with those anytime...
well, they must all be grandmother by now... ::)
What disturbs me the most about the modern porn industry (be it softcore, artistic or hardcore) is that shaven "down there" is the norm. To me, shaven "down there" is pre-pubescent and really not right! And when you see a model unshaven, her armpits are usually always unshaven as well, which (to me) is a huge turn-off!
The 80s had the right idea when it was wall-to-wall bush!
Anyway... not that I know anything about internet porn!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Sd-WKA0BtV4/Tk1ob2k1GqI/AAAAAAAABt4/87EZFDp7vgk/s1600/quagmire.jpg)
Yep, those 80's page3 girls were healthy, chubby, busty, smiling...
And all those round mounds were 100% natural at the time.
now it's all about silicon fakeness, with toxico crackwhore attitude and all, with not a single hair on pube...
Was better before.
Well many were actually 16years old too I guess... :D
ok, some safe for work stuff.
(http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/floppy-disk.jpg)
héhéhé... ;)
But i was a child so it's not important.
I can't remember my CPC being that hairy back then :D
Bryce.
Smooth as a baby's ass, right? :D
Nuddy shots of Miss Whittaker are all very nice... very nice indeed, but to keep things slightly 8-bit orientated, here are some C64 Barbarian II screens I found online and possible CPC equivalents!
(click thumbnails to view full images)
(http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g385/tastefulmrship/th_Barbarian_II_C64.gif) (http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g385/tastefulmrship/Barbarian_II_C64.gif) (http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g385/tastefulmrship/th_BarbarianII_C64.gif) (http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g385/tastefulmrship/BarbarianII_C64.gif)
(http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g385/tastefulmrship/th_Barbarian_II_CPC.png) (http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g385/tastefulmrship/Barbarian_II_CPC.png) (http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g385/tastefulmrship/th_BarbarianII_CPC.png) (http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g385/tastefulmrship/BarbarianII_CPC.png)
Images source: http://www.c64gg.com/companies/palace1.html (http://www.c64gg.com/companies/palace1.html)
Given the amount of colors used in the second image I would have chosen mode 1 over mode 2.
Anyway, nice recoloring! 8)
I would flatten the angle of the sword, then it would look way better. Suggest 22.5 degrees.
Quote from: TFM/FS on 18:36, 14 January 12
I would flatten the angle of the sword, then it would look way better. Suggest 22.5 degrees.
As long you ONLY flatten the angle of the sword and no other details......................
Quote from: Devilmarkus on 18:54, 14 January 12
As long you ONLY flatten the angle of the sword and no other details......................
I made a bet with the devil for my soul if such a kind of comment will be posted or not! Now I won! Now I have a golden 3" disc and my soul. Thanks' Markus!!!
Heh, Maria looks so much better on a CPC... =)
I have flipped a coin, because i was doubting to put the video in this thread or other about Barbarian, jajaja. Maria Wins!!! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z2PNucIjL7M#! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z2PNucIjL7M#%21)
Huh! This looks cool! Maybe... €8.
Quote from: SyX on 16:20, 20 March 12
I have flipped a coin, because i was doubting to put the video in this thread or other about Barbarian, jajaja. Maria Wins!!! ;D
Nice video! She's a bit static, though. I'm missing major boobage here. :D
And better physics, probably ;)
Quote from: Gryzor on 17:01, 20 March 12
And better physics, probably ;)
If you mean the bobbing motion, boobage already implies that. :D
Or are you talking about the game physics? ;)
When we're talking about physics in Barbarian we can only mean two things: how the head bounces and rolls, and bobbing - lots of it.
Wish he had a playable demo, it does look nice...
I'll buy it for one Dollar !
(robocop fun)
Seriously what's wrong with those modern remakes ?
They are betterly animated on good old Amstrad CPC...WTF ?
They should ask the Japanese to do this, major boobage and Gainaxing all the way.